#Archive

#aimhigh

• A less gloomy forecast for US banking is also a great lesson in facts and perspective.

#asshats

• Fail whale. Fail Captain Ahab. Fail Ishmael. Fail the Pequod and her whole damn crew! Oh, just @&$% a %!&@$, fail all of Twitter!

#blingbling

• My book just won an award.

#build

• How to avoid bad decisions.

#byebye

• Saying goodbye forever to oil, beer, food additives, and ammonium nitrate.

#civilization

• Heading into 2021—Second verse is same as the first.

#cycling

• The EBIKE Act needs to become law.

#design

• Bringing designers back to the office will not help you transform.
• Master designer Milton Glaser and a lifetime of evolving his work.

#dickey

• The Feast of Nemesis.

#distruptionwanted

• Why are we still playing games with hiring practices in design?

#donotwant

• My friend Abdullah Shaikh. He was one of a kind.
• Rest in peace, Christopher. So long, and thanks for all the inspiration.

#economics

• The carbon cost of registering trial accounts.

#hardearnedadvice

• Improving the rifts between designers and project or product managers.

#hellyes

• Pop the Dom Pérignon, we launched something great today.

#jell

• Without alignment, teams will always make bad decisions that sometimes kill people.

#journalism

• The 2020 best of digital news design award winners show just how far editorial design has come.

#lifeislife

• Au revoir InVision! Voici ce que la vie a à offrir!

#loslobos

• Designer vs Goliath.

#no

• PX must not become a new design practice.

#reading

• More than rhyming and roses, consuming poetry to set us up for success.

#remember

• Have a Meaningful Memorial Day.

#roundroom

• Languishing, "the dominant emotion of 2021."

#staylocal

• When local newspaper focus opinion sections on their community, political polarization lessens.

#theaviator

• Gabriel Fernandez. One of the few who lived doing what he loved.

#typography

• "We need to stop advocating Helvetica as the best typeface."

#utopia

• I just got vaccinated and, boy, are my arms tired.
• The next chapter is unexpectedly here.
• A message worth considering during this tumultuous time.
• If it looks like the end of the world, pull up.
• Ballast—005.
• We can not forget the price we paid for the freedoms we enjoy today.
• Ballast—004.
• Ballast—003.
• .net Magazine is dead. Long live .net Magazine!
• Ballast—002.
• Ballast—001.

#viewsource

• "Zoom is malware."

#wcag

• Make accessibility a feature, not a fix.
• Make accessibility a feature, not a fix.

#welldeserved

• Thank You for Your Service Day.

#winning

• Science proves that if you want to succeed in your work or art, you need to always be evolving.

#work

• Advice from Ten Years of Leading Remote Teams.

#writing

• There's a voice inside your head that prevents you from sharing ideas—punch it in the face.

#Everything

• Science proves that if you want to succeed in your work or art, you need to always be evolving.
• PX must not become a new design practice.
• Fail whale. Fail Captain Ahab. Fail Ishmael. Fail the Pequod and her whole damn crew! Oh, just @&$% a %!&@$, fail all of Twitter!
• Saying goodbye forever to oil, beer, food additives, and ammonium nitrate.
• Have a Meaningful Memorial Day.
• Without alignment, teams will always make bad decisions that sometimes kill people.
• Pop the Dom Pérignon, we launched something great today.
• Languishing, "the dominant emotion of 2021."
• The EBIKE Act needs to become law.
• Designer vs Goliath.
• I just got vaccinated and, boy, are my arms tired.
• When local newspaper focus opinion sections on their community, political polarization lessens.
• How to avoid bad decisions.
• The next chapter is unexpectedly here.
• Make accessibility a feature, not a fix.
• Make accessibility a feature, not a fix.
• The 2020 best of digital news design award winners show just how far editorial design has come.
• "We need to stop advocating Helvetica as the best typeface."
• Improving the rifts between designers and project or product managers.
• My book just won an award.
• Heading into 2021—Second verse is same as the first.
• The Feast of Nemesis.
• Gabriel Fernandez. One of the few who lived doing what he loved.
• Thank You for Your Service Day.
• A message worth considering during this tumultuous time.
• If it looks like the end of the world, pull up.
• Why are we still playing games with hiring practices in design?
• Au revoir InVision! Voici ce que la vie a à offrir!
• Bringing designers back to the office will not help you transform.
• The carbon cost of registering trial accounts.
• Ballast—005.
• A less gloomy forecast for US banking is also a great lesson in facts and perspective.
• Master designer Milton Glaser and a lifetime of evolving his work.
• We can not forget the price we paid for the freedoms we enjoy today.
• There's a voice inside your head that prevents you from sharing ideas—punch it in the face.
• My friend Abdullah Shaikh. He was one of a kind.
• Ballast—004.
• Rest in peace, Christopher. So long, and thanks for all the inspiration.
• Ballast—003.
• More than rhyming and roses, consuming poetry to set us up for success.
• "Zoom is malware."
• .net Magazine is dead. Long live .net Magazine!
• Ballast—002.
• Ballast—001.
• Advice from Ten Years of Leading Remote Teams.
• Droids.
• The best comics of the decade, according to Polygon.
• Steve Austin.
• So close and yet so far.
• That one time when technical difficulties, user error, and Murphy's Law walk into a bar.
• Adios Muchachos! And Thanks for all of the Sun Downs.
• Kitchen Storey has Left the Airport.
• I made an Internet radio program and it’s called Sprints & Milestones.
• Don’t hire the person in front of you, hire the person you’re going to help them become.
• We Could Have Saved Eden But The 1:1 Will Suffice.
• Twenty Years Apart.
• So Not Very Cool
• Now serving those whom serve.
• Goodbye Big Blue.
• C'est la Vie Austin?
• You are not your job search.
• We’re publishing a cultural print magazine at work—you should too.
• Yellow is the new normal.
• Holiday Office Hours, the Airbag Way.
• 100% Clever, 0% Hired.
• The new MacBook Pro, the one without the “Touchbar,” is pretty great.
• A better way to make better forms.
• Trusting Your Way to a Better Design Team.
• A moment for us all to rally and answer the call to help someone who has helped us all.
• A peak behind the gigantic enterprise design kimono.
• Jeffrey Zeldman announces a new startup — 1999 2.0.
• Making sense of all the jibba jabba during user research.
• An unexpected, worldwide turn.
• Hired.
• Dealing with an Absent Decision Maker During Times of Review.
• Handicapped.
• A comprehensive, well considered list of things designers simply can’t do.
• Maybe.
• Never Write a Contract using Cut-and-Paste.
• Stay on Target: No One Forgets a Designer Who Quits.
• Cupcake.
• Croft.
• Pâté.
• Medium vs. The Self-Hosted Blog.
• Bruce.
• Blue.
• Fake.
• John.
• I’m attending the Society of News Design Annual Conference in DC and I Can’t Hold My Pee.
• Volleyball.
• Omkara.
• The Future of the Web Design Agency in the United States.
• Vaughn.
• Ruxpin.
• Salon.
• We Are Losing the History of Web Design.
• And They All Look Just the Same.
• Pick Up the Phone.
• Vogel.
• Survivor.
• Pause.
• Forty.
• Caviar.
• Spin.
• Hee Haw.
• Uncrate.
• Caw.
• Jeffersons.
• Approach.
• March.
• Slapshot.
• Dust.
• Stamped.
• Babylon.
• Drink.
• Cat.
• Con.
• Shelved.
• Meltdown.
• HTML5.
• Meh.
• Matt.
• Nope.
• Lift.
• Video.
• Ash.
• Reds.
• Build.
• Bipolar.
• Peanuts.
• Ketchup.
• Bananas.
• Spaceman.
• Yo-Yo.
• Memento.
• Shop.
• Mendoza.
• Amazed.
• Sense.
• Lasky.
• Goldfish.
• Cholesterol.
• S-MART.
• Neobama.
• Completed.
• OCC.
• Manufacture.
• Crisp.
• Foxworthy.
• Allayed.
• Armageddon.
• Hire.
• Mybad.
• Predator.
• Warriors.
• Thirteenth.
• Punchlist.
• Frogger.
• Choke.
• Solomon.
• Applesauce.
• Underoos.
• Limonade.
• Jewel.
• Savant.
• Snap.
• Waste.
• Drucker.
• OHD.
• Change.
• Shemeckis.
• Julie.
• Rusty.
• Mike.
• Pill.
• Murcell.
• Farnsworth.
• Cake.
• Dorthy.
• Danville.
• Hampton.
• Swatch.
• Bobble.
• Bones.
• Caucus.
• Ishtar.
• Help.
• Global.
• Sample.
• Fail.
• Hexagon.
• Upton.
• Teraton.
• Point.
• Shadow.
• Dalmatian.
• Handkerchief.
• Hyacinth.
• Melvin.
• Rolled.
• Caylee.
• Pulp.
• Superbad.
• We.
• Cross.
• Schiavo.
• Marcotte.
• Tubs.
• Phileas.
• Rats.
• Bitter.
• Sukuhi.
• Handshake.
• Letterman.
• Aoople.
• Tweat.
• Developr.
• Rodney.
• Tubular.
• Generally.
• Huh.
• Gaia.
• Kutaragi.
• Swedish.
• Craftsman.
• Amigos.
• Shrimps.
• Further.
• Law.
• LLC.
• Gloucester.
• Flaunt.
• Israel.
• Invisible.
• Committee.
• Dean.
• Salami.
• Boobs.
• Scope.
• Prolonged.
• Fish.
• TSA.
• Perplexed.
• Two.
• Fritters.
• Rumsfeld.
• Knighted.
• Audi.
• Jared.
• Banks.
• Boxes.
• Scab.
• McNeal.
• Blinker.
• Shortbus.
• Kirken.
• Chillax.
• Liftoff.
• Scheisse.
• Checkered.
• Boulderfist.
• Dinkenflicka.
• Ramman.
• Ignite.
• Sprite.
• Manayunk.
• Ruler.
• Munich.
• Ole.
• (no title)
• Jefferson.
• TPS.
• Guernica.
• Results.
• Rheinübung
• DarthBook.
• Fisher-Price.
• (no title)
• Doppleganger.
• Wrong.
• Landslide.
• Thirty-Five.
• Alda.
• Be-switched.
• Spacely.
• Illustrator.
• ATDT.
• Styrofoam.
• Striker.
• Introductions.
• SXSW.
• Appreciate.
• Fl.ower.
• (no title)
• Résumé
• Runway.
• Gone.
• Muskee.
• Seven-Fold.
• Hike.
• k2.
• Slime.
• Title.
• Ambrose.
• Cheap.
• Departing.
• Four.
• Breathe.
• Designpedia.
• Austin.
• Macworld.
• Mental.
• S, M, L, XL, XXL
• Bits.
• Politburo.
• Mascara.
• Holywar.
• KGB.
• Salt.
• Bunny.
• Arcade.
• Infinite.
• Ned.
• Two-Oh.
• 5C.
• Aaron.
• Wordpressed.
• Yugo.
• Maersk.
• Amazon.
• 2x4.
• Grind.
• Mediate.
• Levy.
• Alyeska.
• WWGTDD?
• Ken.
• Moo, Moo.
• Limeade.
• Martha.
• Mayday.
• Union.
• Fica.
• Clueless.
• Talons.
• Pox.
• Nine.
• Moonwalk.
• Fud.
• Eight-Track.
• Red.
• Coltrane.
• Grrrr.
• Thumbs.
• Shakos.
• Dan.
• Riggs.
• Reboot.
• PopeMX.
• Vinick.
• Uno.
• Green.
• Foxhat.
• Twinkle.
• Figures.
• Union.
• Freed.
• Kumbaya.
• Anniversary.
• Coca-Cola.
• Frontpage.
• Pink.
• Worm.
• Mykel.
• Yes.
• Chevak.
• Win.
• Rubick.
• Ready? Ok.!
• Horseshoe.
• Spade.
• Intervention.
• Eleventh.
• Magnitude.
• Chestnuts.
• Moonshot.
• Taper.
• Fin.
• Bronze.
• Clobberin'
• X-Files.
• Sucka.
• Stupid.
• Rin Tin Tin.
• Nickelodeon.
• Simba.
• Rewr!
• Guitar.
• DIY.
• Criminal.
• Download.
• Riot.
• Remarkable.
• Slipper.
• Sing.
• Popcorn.
• Play.
• Grandslam.
• Actually.
• Rambo.
• Bart.
• Halloween.
• Lava.
• Barney.
• Pinocchio.
• Lamonts.
• Hex.
• Watergate.
• Punt.
• Shark.
• Blue Thunder.
• Four-Fifty-One.
• Torino.
• Nine Bells.
• 9/What?
• Mo' Balance.
• Got Bela?
• Sour Gyros.
• Airbag-American.
• Round Trip.
• Houdini.
• Polychrome.
• Plog.
• Electric Lime.
• Mustard.
• Master Chief.
• 1099 Hours.
• Zug-Zug.
• Patrick Henry.
• Jefferson's Day.
• Panthère Rose
• Pink Panther.
• Clicking Heals.
• Flight Cancelled.
• Go Anteaters!
• Academics of Worn.
• Airbag Industries.
• Black Kettle.
• Jelly Beans.
• Flags.
• Sugar Jets.
• Powder Puff.
• Ring, Ring.
• Three Bean.
• Shock, No Awe.
• Paperboy.
• Another Brief.
• Palmer Moose.
• Quick Brown Fox.
• I Rove Rou.
• Stroker Ace.
• Twenty-One Guns.
• Quad Shot, Port Bow.
• Crowning Heros.
• Fifty Cents.
• Sanford, Not Son.
• Eek! Eek!
• Page 23.
• A Better Tighty Whitey.
• Smiling Condiment.
• Sesame Street.
• Aim High.
• Thirty-Three.
• Moo Moo Buckaroo.
• Save Ferris.
• Cheech Plus Chong.
• 97 Bottles.
• Standard Angst.
• Rides.
• Very Small Rocks.
• The Kucinich Proposition.
• Soap to Nuts.
• Iacocca.
• Antarctica.
• Waferthin.
• Now Serving.
• The Georgian.
• Full Metal Nipple.
• Martha Stewart.
• Betamax.
• State of WMD.
• Drive Through.
• Gary Taxali. Andrei, of Design
• Progressing Nicely.
• Brilliantly Cranky.
• Texas Hold-'em.
• Green For Go.
• Three Point Oh.
• Thai Dishes.
• O'tay.
• Monkey Kong.
• Yo Ho.
• Inky.
• Kip.
• Find.
• Suck.
• Drool.
• Windex.
• Spoiler.
• Click.
• Wincing.
• Pistol.
• Liberal Media.
• Twin.
• Where's the Beef.
• See.
• Blazing.
• Right Click.
• Madison.
• Birthdays.
• Goats.
• Candy.
• Aware.
• Zippy.
• Go Away.
• Ankles.
• Stage.
• Muggy.
• Cocoon.
• D-Pad.
• What Else We Got?
• Indoctrinated.
• Spies.
• Fire.
• Hoot.
• Being Carl Spackler.
• Sam.
• Awaits.
• 1 Inifinity.
• This summer promises to be
• Spot.
• Icon.
• For Grandpa Storey and for
• Ping.
• Schwing.
• Hi Ho.
• Whoa.
• 42nd.
• Gate.
• Dime Bag.
• Phat.
• Chalk.
• R.I.F.
• Uh.
• What? French President Jacques Chirac
• Rockefeller.
• Textism.
• Qatar.
• Hot.
• Cam.
• Informed.
• Croisandwhich.
• Fracture.
• Panther.
• l'Airbag.
• Plan B.
• Chiba.
• Drilling.
• Queen.
• Surrender Monkeys.
• Thread.
• Classic.
• Pom.
• Cows.
• Knowledge.
• Frown.
• Extraordinarily.
• Spicoli.
• Smash!
• Crossroads.
• Zzzz.
• Clearing House.
• Repair.
• The Man.
• Pork.
• For Josh.
• Buffy Fans.
• Keep Going.
• Cultural.
• Approach.
• El Bush.
• Rather.
• Darth Vader.
• Grumpy.
• Goldfinger.
• Jr.
• Points.
• Birthday.
• Rotten Duex.
• Nuculer.
• Modern Problems.
• Rotten.
• Make It So.
• Begin.
• Bells.
• Away Game.
• First.
• Clash.
• Remote.
• Fossil.
• Thanksgiving.
• Thanksgiving.
• Thanksgiving.
• Money.
• Cold Wanted.
• Drip.
• Return.
• Point.
• We the People?
• Tuesday.
• Incoming.
• Cantankerous.
• Kim?
• Hi.
• This Big.
• CB.
• From Heaven.
• Arrr.
• Pets.
• Viva!
• Red October.
• Broken L.
• Ringing.
• Hare vs. Tortoise
• What?
• Out.
• In Truth.
• Check.
• Scattered.
• Maple Bar.
• Furry.
• Zoom.
• Twitch.
• Money.
• Fandom.
• And We Liked It.
• Cuffs.
• Here.
• HP Honesty.
• Pondering.
• Flat.
• WWDD.
• iBorg?
• Think Greed.
• Click-click.
• Q2-Y2.
• Woodchuck.
• By Macy's.
• Thwarting.
• Ready to Serve.
• Office.
• AM.
• Ninth.
• Penguin Love.
• It would go something like
• Bah!
• USA 0 - GER 1
• Watch.
• USA 2 - MEX 0
• Dear Miss Daisy.
• Better America.
• Goooaaalll.
• Pentium vs. PPC
• Six Pack.
• Attack Pattern Delta.
• Alternates.
• Launch.
• Paper for Walls.
• Finally.
• On Writing.
• In Target.
• Fore.
• Desktop.
• Of Course.
• Crumbling.
• Inner City.
• Complaint Department.
• Weekend Instructions.
• Mermaid.
• Shelbyville.
• Returned.
• Chewing.
• Wintermute.
• New & Used.
• Found.
• Geek Résumé Redux.
• Wicked Fast.
• Summoning.
• Latte Induced Thinking.
• Teen Spirit.
• Pitch.
• Aprils Fool.
• Used Airbags.
• Hello Moto?
• Drama Saw Decay.
• Need Boba.
• Full House.
• Independents.
• Shutterthumb
• Checking Out.
• Home Again.
• UPS Delivers.
• UPS Delivers.
• Stars.
• Now Boarding.
• At High Noon.
• B L T.
• Procrastinating.
• Ididabaud.
• Striped Hat.
• Piledriver.
• Golden.
• Geek Résumé.
• Triple Lutz.
• Pamona.
• Nagano.
• Kryptonite Wednesday.
• Duct Tape.
• Helping America Jr.
• Olympiques.
• Briefly.
• Speed.
• Beautiful Day.
• Welcome.
• Superbore Sunday.
• More from Lake Laurelwood.
• 1600 Cherrywood Ln.
• Pale Observance.
• Bonk Head on Hard Surface.
• Bad Host, Good Pizza.