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This is the one, most disturbing lie I caught last night:

KERRY — Six months after he said Osama bin Laden must be caught dead or alive, this president was asked, “Where is Osama bin Laden?” He said, “I don’t know. I don’t really think about him very much. I’m not that concerned.”

BUSH — Gosh, I just don’t think I ever said I’m not worried about Osama bin Laden. It’s kind of one of those exaggerations.

What? Hold the phone Shrub, even I remember this one and I’m sure your crack communications team almost passed out when you said it.

As I say, we haven’t heard much from [Bin Laden]. And I wouldn’t necessarily say he’s at the center of any command structure. And, again, I don’t know where he is. I — I’ll repeat what I said. I truly am not that concerned about him.

President Bush — Whitehouse Press Conference, March 13th 2002

What else did I miss?