Airbag Industries

Eek! Eek!

The infinite monkey theorem suggests that if one million monkeys type keys at random eventually such a monkey would recreate every book in France’s National Library.

This would explain a lot about the French, but I digress.

So what would we get if we switch monkeys for President Bush, or Jessica Simpson, or the Iraqi Information Minister?

Also, listen to this. I promise it will make your day.