Airbag Industries

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EXT. SPRINGFIELD MILITARY BASE – DAY

A USO show. BOB HOPE stands in the wings with an ADVANCE MAN.

BOB HOPE
> What’s the mayor’s name?

ADVANCE MAN
> Quimby.

BOB HOPE
> Beautiful.

Bob goes on stage in front of thousands of ROWDY G.I.’s.

BOB HOPE
> Hello, this is Bob “what the hell am I doing in Springfield” Hope. Hey, how about that Mayor Quimby? He’s some golfer! His balls spend more time under water than Greg Louganis.