Airbag Industries

In Target.

“So what do you want to do tonight?”

“Watch the season finally of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, it’s a two hour show!”

Ooohhh cccrrraaappp! What in the hell am I going to do with two-hours-of-sigh-Buffy-the-Vampire-Slayer?!

*Phoomp* — You should go get Greek take-out and have a lovely evening with your wife.
But Buffy? Do you have any idea how much I do not want to watch that?
*Phoomp* — Don’t fall of that lovely evening crap! Remind her of all the homework she needs to do.
Hmm, play the Guilt & Responsibility Card, that’s always a sure bet.
For shame! You’re wife works so hard at her studies, give her a well deserved break!
Yeah, but what’s in this for me? I work hard too.
Well that’s certainly relative.
Hey! You are starting to annoy me and what’s with the glowing? Stop it, you’re hurting my eyes.
Look, if she wants to watch Buffy, fine but let her watch it later, like around 2AM, when you are in a deep sleep.
I got a better idea, lets buy this copy of *A Bridge Too Far* and go watch it in the office on the laptop.
But what about cuddle time on the couch?
Well, okay but do I still have to watch Buffy?
Yes.
Take care of him while I go and pay for this.
Already on it.