Kirken.

When web 3.0 comes out it better have the following or I’m going to be pissed:

• Lasers.
• Buffalo rides for a quarter.
• Prisoner re-runs on SciFi.
• Words that start with a silent X.
• Badminton zip-zap action.
• The ability to re-route power from auxiliary sources to a primary function.
• W3C sanctioned user validation (Why are we letting the mouth breathers steer the ship? Web 3.0 will require an intelligence test to drive, sorry Arkansas you can use Gopher)
• A five year sentence of hard, Oz-like, time for using the colors pink and light blue together with any word — real or made up — that ends in the word ‘r’.
• S-words.
• Field trips, lots of them.
• Textmate that works with anti aliased fonts.
• Monkey Helpers on the Plane.
• Asynchronous Javascript and XML through calculator watches.
• Parachute pants (red).
• A national holiday.