Iraqi militants, fuming that their GI kidnapping has been found out to be a not-so-elaborate miniature hoax have announced they have kidnapped another US military person — for real this time. No really, they mean it.

In this updated photo, Iraqi militants are now claiming they have kidnapped a female G.I. who they say goes by the name Princess Barb — as translated from their website:

She is the meanest and bustiest hot chick storming the desert to kill insurgents where ever they may raise their little heads.

Death to infidels! Death to brunettes!

Ken has not been reached for comment.