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Powder Puff.

Tonight on live television, President Bush will present his “clear plan” for Iraq. Clear plan? Hell at this point I don’t think even Mahatma Gandhi would have a clear plan for Iraq.

While I’m intrigued to hear what our glorious leader will mumble tonight I’m really divided on his appearance. Will Bush appear before the world with his scabs in full view or try to play them down with a little help from the makeup department?

Also, the BBC asks if President Bush is “accident prone” with a short timeline of his accidents. I think the evidence speaks for itself.