SecState: Condi’s in here moving furniture around and trying to find a good spot for her war-fractured bust of Sadam.
Airbag: Are you serious?
SecState: Totally, some Marine brought it to her hoping to get a promotion.
Airbag: No I mean about Iran!
Airbag: I knew it! LOL.
Airbag: Adapting missiles for nukes. Oh man you had me on edge. You suck!
Airbag: I’m gonna have to get you back on this one.
Airbag: Remember last time…
Airbag: You’re all: portable chemical weapons labs, aluminum tubes!
Airbag: And I’m all: wolf, wolf!
SecState: Dude, I’m so bored.
SecState: Condi thinks I should go to Africa on the government’s tab but screw Africa, dude, like I need another giraffe pelt.
Airbag: Yeah it’s like almost one is too many. And they kinda smell.
SecState: So I thought, I’ll pull another fast one before I blow the doors to this place. I had Dan Rather in here and I told him I have an intelligence report from Tibet that proves Iran also stole all of Sadam’s WMD while he was eating Marrs Bars in that gofer hole.
SecState: Yeah his eyes started watering, leg was all shaking and he kept mumbling: courage, courage like he was Forrest Gump or something.
SecState: That cracka aint’ right. I don’t think he should be hitting the tanning bed anymore it’s wacked his brain.
Airbag: Is he really alive? He looks like he’s drinking embalming fluid for cocktails.
SecState: Dude, they have to give him the paddles before going on television.
SecState: The countdown guy goes to 3 and then they hit him with some Joules to get a pulse.
Airbag: Like Strange Brew! Hey hoser you gonna read the news or what?
Airbag: And here I thought he was being animated by Pixar, amazing.
SecState: Gotta go, Paul Wolfowitz is in the building, time to put some hurt on! Gonna grab me some heavy pipe hitting Marines…
Airbag: Give him a purple titty-twister Diablo style!
SecState: LOL, later G-Money.
SecState: k, later DJ WMD.