Airbag Industries

Sucka.

After reading today’s New York Times I had a vision of what television will be like in 2013:

In 2004, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire — the I-Team.
I’m sure it will be like the original but this time in high-definition or hologram, where available.

UPDATE: It appears the I-Team already exists (who knew?) and they have caught the TSA making illegal strip searches in Reagan National Aiport. No mention of what biscuit recipe and duct tape combination the I-Team used to defeat the bad guys.