#asshats / Darwinism is in full effect in the American South.

“I’m admitting young healthy people to the hospital with very serious COVID infections,” wrote Cobia, a hospitalist at Grandview Medical Center in Birmingham. “One of the last things they do before they’re intubated is beg me for the vaccine. I hold their hand and tell them that I’m sorry, but it’s too late.”

“A few days later when I call time of death,” continued Cobia on Facebook, “I hug their family members and I tell them the best way to honor their loved one is to go get vaccinated and encourage everyone they know to do the same.”

“They cry. And they tell me they didn’t know. They thought it was a hoax. They thought it was political. They thought because they had a certain blood type or a certain skin color they wouldn’t get as sick. They thought it was ‘just the flu’. But they were wrong. And they wish they could go back. But they can’t.

Saltine Christ on a Cracker!

I don’t care who you are, where you come from, what your background is, etc.; if you think COVID-19 is a hoax—that it’s political—then you forfeit your place on this planet. Hundreds of thousands of people who did not have the benefit of vaccination have died. Did you watch a years worth of people dying around the world and think, “Nah, that’s not COVID, everyone must have just had bad salmon pâté!”

To die of COVID now because you made a conscious decision to decline vaccination is an act with which there is no defense. And none of you will be missed.


Fail whale. Fail Captain Ahab. Fail Ishmael. Fail the Pequod and her whole damn crew! Oh, just @&$% a %!&@$, fail all of Twitter!

So my Twitter account has been hacked and stolen. Seven days ago, I filed a report suggesting that my account had been hacked because I could no longer login, nor could I change my password. Three days later, Twitter replied with a scripted email that read,


We had a look at your account, and it appears that everything is now resolved!

If that’s not the case, please reply to this message and we’ll continue to help.

Thanks, Twitter

Neat! Immediately I tried to login again with the same unsuccessful result. I replied to the email—as instructed—and to date have not received a reply. A day later I submitted another new ticket and have yet to receive a reply. Today, I couldn’t submit a ticket because the account @brilliantcrank “does not exist.”

My profile has been destroyed. My handle has been replaced. All of the accounts I followed are gone; thousands of accounts that I culled together have been replaced. Fifteen years of my Twitter history have been deleted. The only thing left is the date I started the account back in November 2006. Twitter is the last social network that I participate in, and now it’s gone. I’m gone.

And for what, an account that shows some arbitrary start date? What does that mean to anyone else? It’s not good for SEO. It doesn’t validate anything posted to the account. Why bother?

I’m way more irritated at Twitter than I am with the persons who took the account. What does it say about Twitter that their support folks don’t take hacking seriously? And more importantly, why are their systems unable to detect questionable activity like so many of my other accounts?

I just spent a few hours going through just about every core account I have and changed the passwords. And turned on two-factor authentication if it was not already. Now, not even my account my comic book buying account will work without secret passwords set to my phone. And Even after all of that, it doesn’t feel like it’s enough. Thankfully this is just about a social account. I can’t imagine having to deal with a frightful outcome of this happening to a financial or medical account.

Still, I’d like my account back.