Seeing a lot of bru-ha-ha over the little 5.6 earthquake that occurred in San Jose yesterday. Mostly from the new kids who aren’t used to the ground moving hither-to-and-fro on its own accord, because nothing under a 6.4 is really anything to write home about.

So to you fault line-living n00bs I say: welcome to the Ring of Fire. You’ll never get more than a two-second warning, so there’s no need to worry needlessly. If the earth shakes, it shakes — just ride it out as best you can and hope it’s not going to turn into a 10.0+.

Also: Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat.